Notes:
fail 不合格;
bloody 《英俗》 ひどい，いやな，べらぼうな;
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1. An exam is like a girlfriend
An exam is just like a girlfriend. Both have too many questions. Both are difficult to understand. Both need explanations. And both often get the same result: FAIL!
2. Why?
Birth and death only come once in life. Love only comes once in life. Marriage only comes once in life.But why do these bloody EXAMS come over and over again!?”
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