Note:
sigh: ため息をつく
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A man is walking along but falls down. He gets up, but falls down again. He sighs and says, “If I had known I would fall again, I would never have got up!”
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A male singer walks on to the stage of a major concert hall, ready to sing. However, he finds there is only one person in the audience – a woman. He pretends to be calm and says to the woman: “I will sing especially well – just for YOU.” The woman answers: “Then you must please hurry! I am the stage cleaner here!”
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