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In a park, a woman was sitting on a bench, and a dog was also sitting next to the bench. A man came up to the woman and asked, ‘Does your dog bite?’ She said, ‘No.’ However, when the man was about to touch the dog, it bit him. He said, ‘Hey! You said your dog doesn’t bite! You lied to me!’ She said, ‘I didn’t lie. My dog doesn’t bite, but that’s not my dog.’ (written by student Miss Tamura, edited by Professor Douglas Jarrell)
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Notes:
illiterate: 無教育者、まったく知識を持っていない人;
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A computer user called the help desk, complaining that she was having trouble with her password. “Every time I input the password, I get stars (******). Why?” The technical staff member answered, “Those stars prevent your password from being seen by other people.”“But the stars still show up even when there is no one behind me!”
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