今日は二つのジョークを送ります! ジョークは最後の文（パンチ・ライン punch lineと言います。)を読んで笑えるかが勝負。
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1. School and Prison
Student A: What’s the difference between school and prison (刑務所)?
Student B: In prison, you get time off for good behavior(ふるまい).

2.Teacher and Teddy Bear
Student A: What the different between a teacher and a teddy bear?
Student B: None! They both watch you with beady(ビーズのような小さく丸く輝く) little eyes!
(by John Bryne, Crazy Classroom Joke Book, p45)
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Child: ” Why do the two hands of a clock go separately? ”
Father: ” Because they don’t have a very good relationship. ”
Child: “Then why do they get together at 12 o’clock?”
Father: ” Don’t be silly. That’s lunch time. They have to have lunch together! “