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A boy and a girl are in love, but the girl is not sure whether the boy really loves her or not. She wants to make sure, so she says to the boy “Say ‘I love you’! Say it, say it!” The boy hesitates, then he finally says just one word: “It!”.
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Note:
sigh: ため息をつく
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A man is walking along but falls down. He gets up, but falls down again. He sighs and says, “If I had known I would fall again, I would never have got up!”
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