A woman telephoned an airline in New York and asked, “How long does it take to Los Angeles?” The clerk replied, “Just a moment.” “Got it. Thank you! “ said the woman, and she hung up!

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In a park, a woman was sitting on a bench, and a dog was also sitting next to the bench. A man came up to the woman and asked, ‘Does your dog bite?’ She said, ‘No.’ However, when the man was about to touch the dog, it bit him. He said, ‘Hey! You said your dog doesn’t bite! You lied to me!’ She said, ‘I didn’t lie. My dog doesn’t bite, but that’s not my dog.’ (written by student Miss Tamura, edited by Professor Douglas Jarrell)
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