Notes:
illiterate: 無教育者、まったく知識を持っていない人;
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A computer user called the help desk, complaining that she was having trouble with her password. “Every time I input the password, I get stars (******). Why?” The technical staff member answered, “Those stars prevent your password from being seen by other people.”“But the stars still show up even when there is no one behind me!”
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A man graduated from Oxford University, but he couldn’t find a job. Eventually he got a job in a zoo. The real tiger was sick, so he had to wear a tiger skin and pretend to be a tiger for the visitors.  One day, when he was walking in the cage, a bigger tiger came up to him! He was really scared, but the other tiger whispered to him “My friend, don’t be afraid. I am also a man. I graduated from Harvard University.”
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