今日は二つのジョークを送ります! ジョークは最後の文（パンチ・ライン punch lineと言います。)を読んで笑えるかが勝負。
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1. School and Prison
Student A: What’s the difference between school and prison (刑務所)?
Student B: In prison, you get time off for good behavior(ふるまい).

2.Teacher and Teddy Bear
Student A: What the different between a teacher and a teddy bear?
Student B: None! They both watch you with beady(ビーズのような小さく丸く輝く) little eyes!
(by John Bryne, Crazy Classroom Joke Book, p45)
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Notes :
high-five ハイファイヴ《２人が互いに右手を高く上げ、手のひらを打ち合わす動作;
principal 校長;
bully〈人〉をいじめる;
be supposed to be～ ～だと思われる，～のはずだろう;
open up 打ち解ける;
comfort〈人〉を慰める，元気づける;
bow おじぎをする;
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A high school in London has banned students from all forms of physical contact with each other. The school warned students not to hug, shake hands, or give high-fives. The school principal claims that the ban can help prevent bullying. He said that physical contact between students often leads to fighting. But the students at the school are not impressed with the new rules which they claim are trying to turn them into robots. One mother said: “School is supposed to be where we start teaching our children how to be social – shaking hands, hugging, opening up. You need an embrace to comfort you when things go wrong. I’ve never heard of anything so crazy in my life.” The school principle however disagreed saying his policy creates an environment which is essential for learning and respect. Perhaps they should follow the Japanese way of life and take up bowing as a greeting. (by Prof. Simon Smith)
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