英語ジョークです。笑うかどうかはあなた次第です^_^
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In a biology class, a teacher is having students discuss the differences between birds and elephants.
The first student says: “Elephants have long noses, but birds don’t.”
The second student answers: “Birds have wings while elephants don’t.”
The third student responds in a loud voice: “The biggest difference is that birds can sit on elephants’ backs, while elephants can’t do the same thing to birds! ”
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They say that technology can help improve people’s lives. Well, that is not always the case. In Europe many people got to work late after their iPhone alarm function failed to wake them up on time. Although the iPhone 4 clock automatically updated itself when the clocks went back on October 31st, the alarm function did not. This resulted in people being woken an hour later than they had intended. Lots of over-sleepers from across Europe wrote on Twitter that “iPhone alarm bug made me wake up late!” Apple has said that it will fix the bug, but there are fears that the problem will occur in the US too when the clocks change.(by Prof. Simon Smith)
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